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Funny Insults

11. You're So Ugly, That If You Were a Movie, You Wouldn't Be In It. Wanna Know Why?

'Cause you're SO UGLY!

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Funny Songs

12. "I'm Not a LOSER"

Me: "Prove it, then."

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Funny Animals

13. ''Squirrel''

Will they EVER get hit by a car? Has anyone EVER seen a DEAD SQUIRREL?

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Funny Books

14. Flop

Has a book even made that noise?

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Funny Clothes

15. Ripped Pants

Imagine if you had ripped pants and no underwear on... oh wait, you don't have to. You already did?

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Funny Dances

16. The ''Nosy''

That dance move where you walk around a lot and sneakily look at what others are doing

Well, if they know about this... you could probably see them move.

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Funny Drinks

17. ''Orange Juice After Brushing Teeth''

I think I have a toothache... it almost feels like I'm losing a tooth...

I also DO NOT like the taste. I don't want orange juice any more. See also Teeth.

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Funny Instruments

18. Sandpaper

I think it makes a ''Shoo'' sound. It might just tell us to be quiet by shushing.

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Funny Sayings

19. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?

Someone looks at my private stuff
Me: "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"
Someone: "Nothing."
Me: Mumbles "Excuses, nuh nah nah nuh" See also Privacy.

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Funny Sayings

20. I Don't Know...

...HTML.

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