aLoHA's Entries

Funny Insults

1. Your Family Tree Must be a Cactus Because Everybody on It is a Prick

Ouch!

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Funny Insults

2. You're So Fake, Barbie is Jealous.

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Funny Insults

3. Brains Aren't Everything. In Your Case They're Nothing.

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Funny Insults

4. Stop Trying to be a Smart Ass, You're Just an Ass.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

5. What Did One Frenchman Say to the Other?

I have no idea, I don't speak French. See also French.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

6. What Did the Farmer Say when He Lost His Horse?

"Where's my horse?"

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Funny Anti-Jokes

7. Why Is 6 Afraid of 7??

It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear. See also Numbers.

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Funny Quotes

8. "70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots."

Attributed to Bill Murray.

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