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Funny Words

1. Cornhobbling

The act of slapping someone with a fish See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. Beautiful Can't be Spelled Without an 'I' but Ugly Can't be Spelled Without a 'U'

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Funny Advice

3. Don't Try to be Normal.

'Normal' is just a standard.

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Funny Advice

4. Get Fat.

Then you'll be harder to kidnap

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Funny Advice

5. Don't Listen to Loud Music While Vacuuming

I did two rooms before I realized the vacuum wasn't on.

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Funny Advice

6. Don't Try and be Someone Else.

It gets boring. Trust me I know.

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Funny Advice

7. Never Say That the Day Can't Get Worse.

Life will probably take it as a challenge.

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Funny Questions

8. Ever Wish Common Sense Was Common?

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Funny Quotes

9. When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone in the Eye.

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Funny Quotes

10. "I Want to be Like a Caterpillar. Eat a Lot. Sleep for a While. Wake Up Beautiful."

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