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Funny Euphemisms

31. Wrapping Khakis

When a retail-store cashier wrapping your clothing purchases with tissue paper and then putting a sticker on the resulting package, then putting it in a gigantic shopping bag so that you can then go home and rip off all the unnecessary wrapping.

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Funny Instruments

32. Mouth Harp

It has such a weird sound, like those jump sound effects in Noop's Odyssey

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Funny Insults

33. You're as Stupid as Jeremy

I don't know who Jeremy is, but I bet he's very stupid

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Funny Names

34. Bus Shelter 16

It was actually allowed in New Zealand

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Funny Phrases

35. Okey Dokey Artichokey

That was on a bag with artichokes inside See also Vegtables.

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Funny Phrases

36. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy with a Cherry on Top

Pretty long way to say easy, right?

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Funny Questions

37. Why is There a Law That You Can't Have More than Five Bug Parts in Your Food?

Cause why would people want to have bug parts in their food? Has there ever been anybody who went to jail for it?

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Funny Things

38. Stick Bug

There is a meme of one dancing to the Bee Swarm Simulator music

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Funny Things to Do

39. Eating a Bone

My stepdad actually grinds his chicken bones and swallows them

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Funny Toys

40. Sick Rubber Chickenn

It actually barfs and has blue poop, and I made my account right after I posted it as a guest

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I'm not an alien, human, i am one of your fellow humans! I would never eat human stew. I only eat ice-cream. Every human eats ice-cream. I would never blast you with lasers. I don't own a spaceship, only a normal car that humans use.

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