Inherently Funny

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Funny Advice

1. Confucius Say, "He Who Farts in Church, Sits in His Own Pew."

I'll bet...

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. (Asker) Did You Do It? (Me) No, the Butler Did It...

Best answered with full sarcasm.

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Funny Dances

3. The Stop, Drop and Roll.

I made this one up. he he

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Funny Names

4. Justin Uther Kidd

Knew a guy with this name. Can you say cruel?

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Funny Nicknames

5. Truth

Then tell people they can't handle the truth.

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Funny Quotes

6. "I'll Just Assume You All Love Me."

Robin from "Teen Titans Go." He is always looking for acceptance...

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Funny Quotes

7. "Why Must You Always Muck in My Mud?"

From the game Crash Bandicoot: Warped

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Funny Quotes

8. "Gee, I'm Sorry Your Mom Blew Up Ricky. I Guess She Won't be Eating Anymore Spicy Foods for Awhile."

Quote from the movie, 'Better Off Dead' with John Cusack!

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Funny Sayings

9. In the South We Don't Hide Crazy. We Parade It Around on the Front Porch and Give It Sweet Tea.

Yep! See also Southern.

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Funny Sayings

10. True Story Bro!

Said because someone may not really believe you...Could also say, Cool story bro. Best to say this when you are disinterested in the storyteller and are feeling snarky.

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