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Funny Euphemisms

91. Flip the Lid

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Jobs

92. Professional Mourner

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Funny Drinks

93. 14-up

7-UP, but all ingredients except water are in twice the quantity and everything is in all caps. Also, other ingredients r added. See also Made Up, Numbers.

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Funny Insults

94. What is That?

Say to someone who has an ugly body part. See also Body.

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Funny Phrases

95. Bring My Ice Cream Before It Gets Cold!

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Funny Anti-Jokes

96. What Happens when a Cat Eats Fur?

It has mittens!

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Funny Anti-Jokes

97. What Happens when You Mix a Joke and a Rhetorical Question?

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Funny Insults

98. You Couldn't Drive a Self-driving Car

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Funny Insults

99. When Someone Roasts You,

Sarcastically smile. It's the ultimate comeback.

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Funny Insults

100. Your So Annoying, Annoying Orange Wants to Punch You!

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