beary's Entries
Funny Foods
2. Cat Food Salad
When you try to make tuna salad, but you don’t read the label on the can. See also Cats.
Funny Insults
4. You Smell Like Spam
but not just any spam. spam that was soaked in room temperature melted butter, then frozen in a fish freezer, then partially thawed in a microwave for 30 seconds and then eaten and barfed up by a dog.
Funny Phrases
8. Chai Tea
“Chai” is Hindi for tea, so it means “tea tea.” See also Redundant.
Funny Instruments
10. French Trumpet
the greatest instrument known to mankind, definitely exists, its not the same as a french horn or a trumpet from France. it kinda looks like: afigrhbusji ovaebgks9jitshign rjkobgmfn bsgjtr
