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Funny Conveyances

1. Robin Reliant

A dumb three-wheeled car made by some guy called Robin. Only driven by the middle-aged and the sensationally mad.

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Funny Phrases

2. "Shut UP, Becky!"

Say it in a feminine American accent, and say it like Becky's been telling you about her dust collection for the past hour.

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Funny Quotes

3. Laugh, and the World Laughs with You. Fart, and They Stop Laughing.

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Funny Tattoos

4. Booooooooooooooo

*in the tattoo parlour*
Tattooist: "Uh, Bob has two O's, right?"

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Funny Videos

5. Swedish Chef (MORK MORK MORK)

If you know, you know.

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Funny Advice

6. When Frying Tuna...

Drain the brine first.

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Funny Dances

7. The Dying Fly

Lie on your back and wave your arms and legs around in the air. Congratulations. You look absolutely stupid.

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Funny Things

8. Yellow Snow (The Musical!)

♪Never eat yellow snow♪
♪ Let me tell you why (You really should know)♪
♪ It's made of *YEUCH* and *I'M GOING TO THROW*♪
♪So make sure to avoid♪
♪Where the yellow stuff flows♪

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Funny Words

9. Abercedarian

Somebody who is learning the alphabet. Kindergarteners come forth...

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Funny Animals

10. Cute Dog

Its not unique but its adorable

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