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Funny Phrases

61. Oven-Mitt Hot

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Funny Phrases

62. Damn the Man

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Funny Conveyances

63. Pontiac Aztec

See also 90's.

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Funny Phrases

64. Meat Without Feet

See also Fish, Meat.

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Funny Animals

65. Bald Bears

Actually a little sad, and yes, a bit funny. But they don't looks so tough now, do they? See also German, Hair.

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Funny Products

66. 1-800-COLLECT

Commercials for 1-800-COLLECT were a ubiquitous presence on TV during the 90's and featured b-list celebrities such as Mr. T, Alyssa Milano, and Aresenio Hall urging you to save a buck or two. One commercial also featured OJ Simpson's mom—perhaps the fact he was still calling his Mom collect as a wealthy adult should have been our first clue. See also 90's, Commercials, Telecommunications.

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Funny Animals

67. Sperm Whales

Tee hee hee. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Phrases

68. Heavy Petting

See also Old-Timey, Sex, Teenagers.

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Funny Things to Do

69. Decoupage

Also known as decorating an object (such as a flower pot) by gluing other things to it and then adding liberal coats of varnish. See also 70's, Crafts.

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Funny Movies

70. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever Shop

Recently named the worst movie of the decade by rottentomatoes.com. See also Aughts.

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