Funny Words
Funny Words
425. Spoonerism
Swapping the first or other sounds of words,
e.g. it is kisstomary to cuss ["customary to kiss"] the bride.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny word?
Funny Words
426. Absquatulate
1. To depart in a hurry
2. To die
3. To abscond
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1. We must absquatulate before the Wicked Witch arrives!
2. I am going to break the news of your aunt's absquatulation as seriously as possible.
3. That man just absquatulated with your horse. See also Crime, Travel.