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Funny Dances

11. The Donkey Stabbed with a Fork

Run around on all fours while making the most disturbing humanly possible sound ever.

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Funny Diseases

12. Spontaneous Dentohydroplosion

When your teeth could melt at any random moment.

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Funny Euphemisms

13. Son of a Belgian Waffle

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Funny Euphemisms

14. Loud Dab

a sneeze

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Funny Euphemisms

15. Spitting Liquid Bark

Diarrhea

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Funny Instruments

16. The Pony Stabbed with a Fork

AKA the bagpipes

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Funny Insults

17. You're as Bright as a Dead IPhone

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Funny Insults

18. "Kill Yourself." "Maybe I Could if I Jumped from Your Ego to Your Intelligence."

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Funny Nicknames

19. Cheeto von Tweeto

Nickname for Donald Trump. See also Politics, Presidents.

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