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Funny Advice

1. Ok Kids, Don`t Try This at Home.

try it at your frinds house

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Funny Animals

2. Danger Noodles

the more venomouse breed of nope ropes

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. What Do You Call a Cow Without Any Legs?

Sad. See also Farming.

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Funny Books

4. " The Jewish-japanese Sex and Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves" by Jack Douglas

I don`t even want to know.

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Funny Clothes

5. Pants in the School Lost and Found.

who the hell loses thier pants?

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Funny Dances

6. The Twerks

no, you dont look hot, you look like a goat having a siezure

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Funny Drinks

7. Chocolate Moo Juice

aka a gross way to say chocolate milk.

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Funny Euphemisms

8. Fluffy Bag of Spaghetti

What a cat turns into when you try to pick it up. See also Cats.

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Funny Instruments

9. Sanity Burguler

aka when my little sister plays the recorder

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Funny Insults

10. a penny

two faced, not worth much, no one wants it, always found on the street, been in everyones pants, and just genuinly ugly.

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