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Funny Euphemisms

1. Youthemism

When you take an old phrase and plagiarize it (WARNING must be cool and under the age of 23)

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Funny Questions

2. If Steroids Are Illegal for Athletes Shouldn't Photo Shop be Illegal for Models

Seriously.

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Funny Questions

3. If the Early Bird Gets the Worm, Doesn't the Early Worm Get Gotten by the Bird?

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Funny Dances

4. The Pencil Sharpener

Keep your left hand in front of you and stationary while rotating your right hand counter-clockwise and rotating your hips counter-clockwise.

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Funny Euphemisms

5. Dankrupt

we need to get more weed we be dankrupt

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Funny Songs

6. McDonalds

McDonalds is my kind of place
their milkshake come from sewer lakes
shove french-fries in between your toes
stick the pickles up your nose

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