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Funny Advice

11. Don't Let a Monkey Take The Driver's Seat

If you get out a monkey will take control

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Funny Animals

12. Gorillaphant

It's a gorilla mixed with a elephant.

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Funny Diseases

13. African Trypanosomiasis

A disease that is carried by flies... but causes sleeping and brain sores? Symptoms - Tests?
That's what I heard.

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Funny Foods

14. Pizza Pie

I can't tell if it's a pizza that's pie flavored or pie shaped like a pizza.

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Funny Names

15. Staranna

Someone just so happened to use Star and the name Anna to make Staranna

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Funny Nicknames

16. Oompa Loompa

Willy Wonka Oompa Loompas used when talking about a short person

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Funny People

17. King Arthur

Name: King Author
Favorite Color: Blue
Purpose: To find the Holy Grail

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Funny Questions

18. How Many Licks Does It Take to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Pop?

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10...11..12 Jimmy got 12 licks
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8 Susan got 8?
1...2...3...4 The dog got 4

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Funny Sayings

19. Winners Always Win and Quitters Always Quit

Winners have to win and Quitters always quit!

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Funny Sayings

20. And Later On...

When you learn to walk and run, we can chase cats.
A dog's saying

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