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If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow. If It's Brown, Flush It Down.

See also Scatological.

Mickmick

Added by Mickmick on November 22, 2011 | You Like This |

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What if it's red? Girl issues.....

Just Curious on September 5, 2013

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thats what my science teacher says. that is so embarrassing

coconut on June 3, 2015

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But mine was green

wow on June 5, 2015

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What about purple?

Its 12:34 at night... on May 27, 2016

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My friend ate too many blueberries once. That stuff was blue as could be.

Tarathetrumpeter on April 26, 2017

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I actually just heard this like a few minutes ago. wow

Solanum Tuberosum on April 28, 2019

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if its blue, i dont know what to do

katie boland on July 21, 2020

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if it's purple you ate a gerbil

this comment was made on September 22, 2020

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Read that in the book 'thirteen plus one'.

Hermione on July 9, 2023

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