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Aquanet Shop
Setting aside its dubious contribution to hair metal, pause for a moment to consider the name. While traditional hairnets are constructed from finely woven elastic mesh, Aquanet hairnets are apparently made of aqua. See also 80's.

Comments
The best thing about Aquanet was pairing the aerosol can with a cigarette lighter. You can figure out the rest.
Matt Algren on January 27, 2008