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Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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Added by a Guest on November 29, 2013 | You Like This |

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So if you're a unicorn, and you're being a unicorn, doesn't that mean you're being yourself?

Nat on December 29, 2013

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Wait, so I'm a potato..

ouo on March 24, 2014

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this makes no sense

bob on April 1, 2014

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Im a potato too. But my name is HaloPrincess. isnt that awesome?

HaloPrincess2642 on May 9, 2014

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this makes no sense. If you're a unicorn and you're being a unicorn, then you're being yourself. Also, use the right 'your/you're'.

theautopsamist on May 27, 2014

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Don't be yourself, because your grammar is horrid.

blargh on June 1, 2014

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OMG THAT'S MY FRIEND'S THING! IF YOU ARE LEFABANNETTE WHO POSTED THIS THEN YOU ROCK!

SMILEZ on June 14, 2014

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What's so funny is that I say this the day I got a gigantic latex unicorn head.

UnicornHeadGirl on June 22, 2014

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hahahahahahaha i love unicorns

Sami on July 6, 2014

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why am i a potato?! i'm queen of the unicorns! veggies are weeds where i live! insted we grow cotton candy, ice cream, etc.

unicorn on February 19, 2015

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so i have to be a dragon slash unicorn.

bobo5724 on March 20, 2015

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Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, be a unicorn!

its said wrong on May 12, 2015

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nice advice!!!!

johnna on July 9, 2015

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FIX YOUR GRAMMER OR ILL FIX YER BUM IN A POT

yer mammyy on October 27, 2015

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Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW I'm a unicorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a unicorn on November 18, 2015

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Being a person isn't always being yourself, so the same is true for unicorns. Unicorns don't have to be themselves. They just have to be a unicorn. I AM THE UNICORN.

a creepy, talking potato on February 27, 2016

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omg love this

meeeeee on March 9, 2016

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I have a shirt that says this :3 love it

Erin on March 26, 2016

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DON'T YOU MEAN YOU'RE HOW HARD IS IT TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE IS THE CONTRACTION OF YOU ARE.

ANGRY GRAMMAR POLICE on April 11, 2016

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It's "Be yourself unless you CAN BE a unicorn, then be a unicorn." And it is 'you're'. It's you are a unicorn, not your 'a unicorn'. The a unicorn isn't yours.

Correction on May 15, 2016

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My dad always says, "Be yourself, unless you can be Batman, then be Batman."

Why do you care? on June 9, 2017

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so if you are a unicorn, and you are being a unicorn, you are being yourself, thus, the author does not know what he or she is talking about. Hypothetically, you should pay more attention to your wording. Also, I have no clue what "Hypothetically" means.

Yeet on December 5, 2017

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I like how everyone is telling he/she to fix their grammar, yet they don't even do correct grammar.

azatsty dytfugkinoujohgfd on December 25, 2017

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I actually have a pillow that says that.

craftsparta on December 25, 2017

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yes.

yes. on December 28, 2017

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im a dinosaur-potato

dino on December 30, 2017

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but i WAS a unicorn, but i cant give up the throne of freindship. plus i have no idea to get rid of these wings

twily on December 30, 2017

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don't worry twily, he's just telling them to be yourself

dino on December 30, 2017

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This is not original. Shall we file a case for plagiarism?

yOU LiAR on April 16, 2018

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lol ya

Chicken on May 1, 2018

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It's supposed to be: always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, be a unicorn. Pay attention!!

Ummmmm... on July 5, 2018

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twily go get a life and stop being purple

Avrap on November 9, 2018

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Oof you're being attacked...

Antisocial on April 14, 2019

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OMG, u are my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ive always been told to be myself. Ive always been a unicorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uni on June 1, 2020

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my mom says my dad is a unicorn that's how I know its true love. i want my bf/gf/lover to tell me that I'm a panther did you know panthers have spots from a serton angle you can see them reflecting the sun

harry potato on July 21, 2020

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its supposed to be: always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. than be a unicorn

no on December 15, 2022

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if you are a unicorn being a unicorn you can still be yourself

i love kittens on May 28, 2023

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