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It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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lol

yamotha on May 29, 2014

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Lol I never use the 48 just the 11

Joey on June 2, 2014

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Whats it take for a punch then?

BabyDeadFox on June 13, 2014

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omg thats so funny!!

anonynynynynynymouse on August 3, 2014

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true story

Kenna on September 23, 2014

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