Funny Names
Cornelius
Whenever I want people to pick up on the fact that I am messing with them, I will introduce myself as Cornelius. Come on. NO ONE is actually named Cornelius.
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I always associated this as calling someone a "Smart Monkey" ... intended to be an insult to ones intellect. You know the Human like Chimp that befriended the astronauts. LOL! First heard it used when they began doing the remakes of the Planet of the Apes movies.
Donna on January 2, 2008
I am a human like chimp called Cornelius Pipe - I can fit the triangular block through the cirular hole. I am cooler than you... "Donna".
Cornelius. Bitch. on January 9, 2008
Cornelius is a common name in Holland and is even in the bible
Cornelius on January 10, 2008
Cornelius isn't a funny name
Cornelius betch on January 11, 2008
hmm wasn't the guy in the movie Meet the robinsons called cornelius?
Ashley on January 11, 2008
my teacher is called mr. cornelis
Jack on January 30, 2008
MY NAME IS CORNELIUS !!:@
Cornelius on October 27, 2008
It would be really Unfortunate to be named Cornelius.
Not Cornelius on January 7, 2009
dude my great grandpa's name was cornelius. he was a firefighter lol. but i told my dad hey dont u think cornelius is the funniest name ever and he was like ummm that was my grandpa's name
Julia on March 26, 2009
what so funny about cornelius???u can found that name on the bible.its a common name for christians!!
emma on June 18, 2009
I know a Cornelius. He goes by CJ, though.
nobody on November 26, 2009
Cornelius Alexander McGillicuddy was the owner/manager of the Philadephia [now Oakland] Athletics for 53 years, before retiring as manager after 1950 at the age of 87. You probably know him better as "Connie Mack."
TheHellion on January 28, 2010
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hehe... Cornelius... on August 2, 2010
Cornelius fudge
Heyhey on January 28, 2012
All my friends call me Cornelius x.
pumpkinspicelatte on September 29, 2014
MY ENGLISH TEACHERS NAME IS CORNEILIOUS AND THEY CALL HIM NEIL
aliyah on November 22, 2014
I have a Corneilius in my Maths class.
Lala on December 29, 2014
Cornelius is an AMAZING NAME
Ur local Venti worshipper on December 9, 2020
also: Cornelius Esq. lll
Ur local Venti worshipper on December 9, 2020