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Dad Humor

"Look, there's a flock of cows!"
"Herd of cows, Dad."
"Heard of 'em? There's a whole flock right over there!"

"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad."

"Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"
"Poof. You're a sandwich."

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"Dad, I'm hungry." "Nice to meet you hungry. " "Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were hungry." "Are you kidding me?!?!" "No... I'm Dad."

Dad on January 3, 2015

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my dad is a goofball too.

johnna on July 9, 2015

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oh my, these are funny when you read em online, but if you got em bein told to ya in real life, god its annoyin XD

a fish on September 1, 2015

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Dad I'm thirsty 'Hi Thursday, I'm Friday. Lets meet on Saturday and eat a sundae' ALL. THE. TIME. XD

me on July 24, 2018

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XD

the date was March 22 on March 22, 2021

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