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When Life Gives You Lemons, Don't Make Lemonade. Make Life Take the Lemons Back! Get Mad! I DON'T WANT YOU'RE DANG LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!

Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
-Cave Johnson

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Added by thelunastory on August 23, 2015 | You Like This |

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derp on June 17, 2016

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I was reading this out loud and i said melon instead of lemons like three times

That guy on October 3, 2017

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squeeze the juice in life's eyes "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU PUNK"

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