Funny Questions

If I Eat Myself, Would I Become Twice as Big or Disappear?

Whoa.

Guest

Added by a Guest on August 30, 2015 | You Like This |

Comments

Guest Icon

You can't disappear by eating yourself because you can't eat yourslef intirely and you wouldn't become twice as big because it doesn't make any sense ;p

no name on August 30, 2015

Guest Icon

Mind=Blown

Noname on August 30, 2015

Guest Icon

??????????????

Potato on August 30, 2015

Guest Icon

Chat,chtcsmhgschtcsmhmcshmtc

Sup on August 30, 2015

Guest Icon

yeah!

Flappy on August 30, 2015

Guest Icon

but what if you stayed the same size

Potato on August 30, 2015

Guest Icon

You are what you eat. Therefore, logically, if you eat yourself, you would become yourself..

know it all on August 30, 2015

Guest Icon

You would either go inside out or die which ever one comes first

Billy bob bart on August 31, 2015

Guest Icon

Ummmmm.. Feet go in mouth.. then rest of body, so then.... Ummmmmmmm..... My mind, just, WOW.

Woooooooooooooooof! on August 31, 2015

Guest Icon

firstly why would you want to eat yourself? secondly, how would you become twice as big? that is the most ridiculious thing i have read in a while this is a stupid question

someone who isn't stupid on August 31, 2015

Guest Icon

My Mind = BLOWN

someone very special on August 31, 2015

Guest Icon

as you eat yourself you have less of you on your body because it's in your stomach which means you would stay the same weight untill you bleed out

matt on September 1, 2015

Guest Icon

U cAN disapear

emma on September 1, 2015

Guest Icon

If you ate yourself in one bite you would be left with a mouth. attached to a skull, if you ate yourself over a perios of time you would gain all the weight you ate from yourself unless you poop.

Touuls on September 1, 2015

Guest Icon

tell that to a AI

ACE on September 1, 2015

Guest Icon

Well, matter doesn't disappear so you pretty much remain the same. But during that process u will be dead.

mysterious on September 1, 2015

Guest Icon

You would be dead.

Phoenix on September 2, 2015

Guest Icon

You'd just lose a part of you (that you've eaten) until all you're able to eat is inside you body or you digest it and go to the toilet. Simples.

Annonomous on September 2, 2015

Guest Icon

You'd be dead like Phoenix says.

Annonomous on September 2, 2015

Guest Icon

1. you die 2. no chewing : flips insides out. chewing: pile of meat

dud on September 3, 2015

Guest Icon

Denunciality Machine!

Carlito on September 4, 2015

Guest Icon

You would probably die of blood loss before you could even finish eating yourself...

HI on September 5, 2015

Guest Icon

Hey, just try to try it ..

potato on September 5, 2015

Guest Icon

If I eat myself I won't disappear, nor will I becomes twice as big. I eat myself, I dress my myself, I groom myself, I do all kinds of things myself and have yet to experience such a drastic reaction or consequence :-P

AndiJay on September 5, 2015

Guest Icon

When u eat urself u can't become twice as big because if you did u would eat urself again and become 4 times as big, and if u'd continue you could grow forever, which doesn't make sense(!). You can't disappear either cause there needs to be some part of you that eats your last part, which needs to be your last part after your last part, which is a contradiction. So the correct answer is you can eat yourself until you cant' eat urself anymore, without disappearing or growing.

dumbestPersonOnEarth on September 6, 2015

Guest Icon

u will become a piece of sh*t

ak on September 6, 2015

Guest Icon

I'd like to think you'd disappear

brianamccoy14 on September 6, 2015

Guest Icon

wtf lol

hahah on September 6, 2015

Guest Icon

no

no name on September 7, 2015

Guest Icon

You will eventually no longer be able to eat yourself due to A. you die or B. your brain does not allow yourself to harm yourself any further. Either way, your body mass will remain the same, but appearance wise, you will look smaller. In other words, good job, you condensed yourself.

CloudyKorean on September 7, 2015

Guest Icon

you would become twice as big if you eat yourself

hung on September 8, 2015

Guest Icon

Neither. You become a human donut

Nostradamus on September 9, 2015

Guest Icon

Idk, try it.

Luke m on September 21, 2015

Guest Icon

Depends on how long it takes

POTATO on September 28, 2015

Guest Icon

I think that, assuming that the nutrients you get from yourself will simply contribute to your regeneration, you will simply stay the same because... Law of Conservation of Energy? Yep, this is totally the wrong context but I'm using it. Assuming you're a normal human, though, you'll pass out before you even eat an eighth of yourself and die shortly after because you would not have enough blood. Nice day to you all :)

guest on November 23, 2015

Guest Icon

You'll turn inside out. *flies away

NOOOOO on June 6, 2016

Guest Icon

no

greensweatshirtgirl on July 13, 2016

Guest Icon

TAWOG!

American_hero on August 23, 2016

Guest Icon

You wouldn't disappear or get twice as bigger. You would just die before you could eat yourself completely anyways but the reason you would stay the same is because your stomach would grow to the same size you would just be round (and dead) but you would stay the same. Sry to ruin the fun of it.

Potato kitty jr on October 19, 2016

Guest Icon

If you pronounce the question differently, you would stay the same. It would mean that you are eating something without any help.

A Logical Person on October 22, 2016

Bennet21

you would die

Bennet21 on March 4, 2017

Guest Icon

you stole this from a show i know because ive seen it

112233 on April 2, 2018

Guest Icon

its BOTH

Potater on September 4, 2018

Guest Icon

YOU'D DIE WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS

simple on November 12, 2018

Guest Icon

you can't eat yourself. BTW you would actually get smaller cuz ur insides would fall out and you would weigh less

name on February 25, 2019

Guest Icon

How would I eat ur own mouth of ur using it to eat and how would you digest your digestive system after eating it? In the words of simpler, "YOU'D DIE WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS?"

A biggol pidgeon on June 3, 2019

Guest Icon

So do i

Animegirly on June 3, 2019

Guest Icon

I bet a bunch of ppl gave themselves different names an those other stuff

Moo too on June 3, 2019

Guest Icon

since i don't eat anything else my weight stays the same so if you eat yourself you just become a stomach, if you get your stomach inside itself you become a black hole and probably kill humanity or explode

roricat1 on October 30, 2019

Guest Icon

still quite interesting anyways.

roricat1 on October 30, 2019

Guest Icon

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???????????????????? I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! !?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Myusernameisusername on December 27, 2019

Yeetaleetthesecond

Good question...

Yeetaleetthesecond on January 25, 2022

Don't be a potato! Just register or login before commenting.

Your Name

Comment

Fight Spam! What's 2+3?

Top Contributors of Funny Questions

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.