Funny Things to Do
Go to the Pool with a Mermaid Tail, Flap Around, and Sing While Telling Little Kids That if They Come Close They'll Have a Very Watery Death
I have never done this but if you like scaring little kids and mermaids give it a shot and tell me how it worked.

Comments
but...that's sirens, not mermaids..
tecaedd on April 12, 2019