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I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) Shop

Umm, what exactly is it that Meatloaf won't do?

Ryan

Added by Ryan on April 7, 2008 | You Like This |

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Do you really want to know? It involves mustard. Lots. And Lots. Of Mustard.

Ghetto Coolfish on April 9, 2008

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i like it. in my opinion, everyone in my school is always singing it!

charlie on May 2, 2008

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It explains at the end of the song ^^ when hes in the duet...

Meesh on July 13, 2008

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he wont sniff a fart

rosie cheeks on July 16, 2008

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the girls sings the part "sooner or later you'll be screwin around" then he says " no i won't do that" is it really that hard to listen to lyrics

Jenna on July 17, 2008

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ummm....that makes no sense at all. I always wondered why he says "I'll do anything for love" then turns around and say he won't do something. He's a liar straight up.lol

RocknRolHawg on July 17, 2008

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"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by a third party." :(

Jaron on December 18, 2008

Ryan

Thanks Jaron, the link has now been updated.

Ryan on December 29, 2008

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he will not do the well, you know, yucky mouth thingy. right?

marie on April 17, 2009

Tim

Or eat?

Tim on May 5, 2009

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My neice made me watch Spice World and he loved those girls but he wouldnt fix the toilet in their tour bus

Irishcraic on November 18, 2009

ziggyzaster

Apparently, according to a Dr. Pepper commercial, he won't buy tampons.

ziggyzaster on November 26, 2009

Diofeliz

He won't scratch her feet.

Diofeliz on November 4, 2017

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And I would do anything for love I'd run right into hell and back I would do anything for love I'd never lie to you and that's a fact *(won't do that) But I'll never forget the way you feel right now *(won't do that) Oh no, no way And I would do anything for love Oh I would do anything for love I would do anything for love, but I won't do that No, I won't do that Some days it don't come easy Some days it don't come hard Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end Some nights you're breathing fire Some nights you're carved in ice Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you As long as the planets are turning As long as the stars are burning As long dreams are coming true You'd better believe it, that I would do Anything for love Oh I would do anything for love Oh I would do anything for love, but I won't do that No, I won't do that I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do Some days I pray for silence Some days I pray for soul Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep As long as the wheels are turning As long as the fires are burning As long as your prayers are coming true You'd better believe it, that I would do Anything for love And you know it's true and that's a fact I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back But I'll never do it better than I do it with you, so long, so long I would do anything for love Oh, I would do anything for love I would do anything for love, but I won't do that No, no, no, I won't do that Will you raise me up? will you help me down? Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town? Will you make it all a little less cold? I can do that I can do that Will you cater to every fantasy I got? Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot? Will you take me places I've never known? I can do that Oh no, I can do that I know the territory, I've been around It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down Sooner or later you'll be screwing around *(won't do that as stated in the next 3 lines.) I won't do that No, I won't do that Anything for love But I won't do that

Amerigo on August 16, 2020

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