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Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

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"Honey, did you let the dog in the house?" Morlanda asked "No, of course not. It was obviously the fish." Branden said, gesturing to the aquarium with his palm. "Alright, then can you put the dog out?" "Okay, but I didn't know it was on fire." Branden said, grabbing his cup of water from the side table. "Branden no!"

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