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Don't Put Metal in the Microwave
Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.
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I occasionally must warn myself.
80 on January 5, 2009
is that real
bigballs on July 23, 2009
But it's your microwave; you know what you're doing!
ziggyzaster on November 11, 2009
i think that if meatl in the microwave you will died
taylor on November 16, 2009
But the pretty lights! I love metal cups and Pop-Tart wrapers! (another thing NOT to put in a microwave is pet catterpillars...)
Dee on March 22, 2010
well no dip sherlock!!! everyone knows not to do that!!
ann on September 18, 2014
Why not to, though?
Potatoe on October 1, 2014
One of the main reasons I liked this is because in the "see also" it said, "anxiety"
Lyrica on November 6, 2016
This is stupid
Hello on July 20, 2017
This litteraly was why I got into a fight with the mother of my ex, she was always putting metal in the microwave.. and when I told her she was not supposed to she got maddd ;0
yeahhh.. on July 3, 2018
Omg in the “see also” is hecking said anxiety... OMG IM DED
Alida D. on May 20, 2019
my brothe did that when cooking mr.noodels and almost set the house on fire
harry potato on July 21, 2020