Funny Things to Do
What Should You Do in an Elevator?
1. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
2. Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
3. Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's your day been?"
4. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued to the door when I came in."
5. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of THEM!", and cower to the far corner of the elevator. See also Pranks.
