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if he swims on land he will get eaten by sharks
holy shit on February 11, 2018
oh shoot yah
marlenasteinbach on February 12, 2018
No. That's stupid.
Stupid Person on February 15, 2018
wow
cece on March 6, 2018
yes but he can drown on land too
christian on March 30, 2018
"probably not"- Bo Burnham
That guy on July 1, 2018
Well CHUCK NORRIS CAN!
P4leC4rr0tz on October 7, 2018
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH chuck norris can swim on land not jesus oh yah yah yah and i am in class and my teacher asked this question
Sarah on June 5, 2019
NO but can sharks attack him if he walks on water? or do he pokemon go hunt with the sharks huuuuuun! OFFFFF
irish potato on July 11, 2019
My Nans a Potato
daithi de nogla on July 11, 2019
I just asked my teacher this and she said "idk look it up" so i did and this is what i wanted to see
CurdieBirdie on November 13, 2019
How the hell can he walk on water!? Someone explain this religious stuff to me.
Myusernameisusername on December 27, 2019
yes i think he can cuz what if we are walking on the ceiling,not the floor
anonamous on March 5, 2021
Peter did too, just not as well, because Jesus is literally God. And human. At the same time.
🦜 on March 9, 2024
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if he swims on land he will get eaten by sharks
holy shit on February 11, 2018
oh shoot yah
marlenasteinbach on February 12, 2018
No. That's stupid.
Stupid Person on February 15, 2018
wow
cece on March 6, 2018
yes but he can drown on land too
christian on March 30, 2018
"probably not"- Bo Burnham
That guy on July 1, 2018
Well CHUCK NORRIS CAN!
P4leC4rr0tz on October 7, 2018
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH chuck norris can swim on land not jesus oh yah yah yah and i am in class and my teacher asked this question
Sarah on June 5, 2019
NO but can sharks attack him if he walks on water? or do he pokemon go hunt with the sharks huuuuuun! OFFFFF
irish potato on July 11, 2019
My Nans a Potato
daithi de nogla on July 11, 2019
I just asked my teacher this and she said "idk look it up" so i did and this is what i wanted to see
CurdieBirdie on November 13, 2019
How the hell can he walk on water!? Someone explain this religious stuff to me.
Myusernameisusername on December 27, 2019
yes i think he can cuz what if we are walking on the ceiling,not the floor
anonamous on March 5, 2021
Peter did too, just not as well, because Jesus is literally God. And human. At the same time.
🦜 on March 9, 2024