Funny Things to Do
Make Antigravity
First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.
Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.
Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.
Comments
this is genius!!! I already knew what was going to happen when I read the things I need! lmao xD this needs a repost
guest something something on February 24, 2018
yes
bLeH on March 7, 2018
wait does this work
anonamyous on March 24, 2018
The rope broke when I tried this. The forces of the cat and sandwich were to strong to stay together. I think it might work with duct tape though (or flextape?).
Some random dude online on September 19, 2018
get 3 cats and a rope. tie them together. tilt them in a direction. this will make a working wheel.
ubetternot on January 20, 2019
Or just butter both sides of the toast.
Bob on February 26, 2019
oh wow
JustA on June 14, 2020
It worked!
jim on February 1, 2021
I Saw The Paradox On “Science Time With Professor Bobo” By Hobson-TV.
Hello Hi, Science Guy. on March 19, 2022
nah the rope will break either that or the cat will eat the toast lol
i love kittens on May 27, 2023
wha...
phyre12 on September 18, 2023
and attach a generator for infinite electricity
human on December 20, 2024