Funny Phobias

Teutophobia

Fear of all things German. See also German.

jodi

Added by jodi on July 26, 2018 | You Like This |

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*looks at Volkswagen* AAHH!!

sitdowncomedian on October 22, 2018

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*looks at sister* What is it ,you look like you've seen a ghost sister:t..there is a german! me:AAHHH!

fatfakecat on December 15, 2018

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i never knew that's what its called but I actually have this fear

potatoe on January 2, 2019

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ya ich hasse Deutschland

kaitlin on June 8, 2019

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i never knew something like that existed

tessa on September 11, 2020

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Bruh i never knew this existed

me on December 18, 2020

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who is from bored button

me on December 18, 2020

Yeetaleetthesecond

Nein.

Yeetaleetthesecond on December 5, 2022

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so people have a mild fear of me? i'm partly German. and ICH LIEBE DEUTSCHLAND!!!!

Sundue127 on September 26, 2025

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