Funny Phobias

Malusdomesticaphobia

The fear of apples. See also Apples, Fruits.

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Added by mom on December 5, 2018 | You Like This |

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fruit phobia? More like homophobia

nah on December 8, 2018

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mom is that you

Son on April 21, 2019

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? More like an apple a day gets the psychiatrist paid.

uh oh on January 15, 2020

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i actually have this

hannah campbell owo on March 13, 2020

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im eating an apple lol

potato on May 8, 2020

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well, it does keep the doctor away.... but only if you throw it hard enough >:3

i love kittens on March 16, 2024

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also, somebody NEEDS to make a joke about preventing snow white's death/coma. someone. anyone.

i love kittens on March 16, 2024

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