Funny Animals
Purrhaps Cats Are Purrfect, they Leave Me Feline Like Their Best Furend. But It's Just a Pawsibility
"Paw-don sir, but have you seen my cat? He is a tabby."
"Sounds a little fur-miliar."
"Paw-some, where did you see him last?"
"Sorry, I fur-got."
"You have litter-aly got to be kitten me."
"So, umm, cat-ch you later." See also Cats, Cats, Puns.