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Self Care is Slathering Yourself in baby Oil and Sliding Down the Seventh Lane in Your Local Bowling Alley to be Picked Up by the Mechanical Pin Setter and Taken to the Forbidden Place Where You Can Meet God but Only on Tuesdays

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