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Don't Eat Your Turtles Before They Hatch

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Added by a Guest on May 6, 2019 | You Like This |

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I hate Nathan

Owen Fett on May 10, 2019

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Yikes

hdhd on May 13, 2019

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why shouldnt i be a potato

potato on May 14, 2019

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I ran when the pants monster started chasing me

oof on May 14, 2019

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GUYS DOSN"T MILK COMES FROM PIGS???

Jalina the dumbass on May 14, 2019

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why turtles of all foods? i personally prefer wild geese or armadillos (btw this is a joke no hate pls)

My life is a lie on May 19, 2019

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things that make u go huh.

WOFweirdo on May 28, 2019

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dis-gus-tang

MarzB on June 2, 2019

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I love how barely any of these comments have anything to do with the post.

This comment was made on June 3, 2019

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Seriously? I have a friend who loves turtles and she'll get so mad when I tell her about this.

Cool Emoji on June 27, 2019

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WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont eat turtels

harry potato on July 21, 2020

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good advice lol, but dont eat your turtles after they hatch either lol. or during

i love kittens on May 28, 2023

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It’s a joke, don’t you guys understand?

Funnee on April 4, 2024

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