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How to Speak Australian

Here's the specific formula
1. If the sentence is 1-3 words, add mate after it
2. If the sentence is more than 3 words, add f*****g in between words 1 and 2 or words 2 and 3 (whichever makes more sense) and add the word c**t after the sentence
3. Slur your words in the extreme

Added by DarylthePony on June 10, 2019 | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike