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Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.

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Because they can

Charlie on December 19, 2019

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...what the hell?? (. ͠• - ͡•.)

Mad Laz on January 6, 2020

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If you stare at certain cherry trees long enough you might see some red.

Genius on February 2, 2020

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