Funny Anti-Jokes
I Saved a Girl from Getting Kidnapped Today.
Me: I saved a girl from getting kidnapped today.
Friend: Really?! How?
Me: Self control.

Me: I saved a girl from getting kidnapped today.
Friend: Really?! How?
Me: Self control.
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