Funny Animals
Scorpions
Per Jim Anchower of the Onion, "You can't pick a scorpion up by its tail because you'll get stung. You can't pick it up by its front, either, because you'll get pinched. And don't even think about picking it up by its middle, 'cause you'll get pinched and stung."
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Also per Jim Anchower of the Onion, "The Scorpion is a loner of the animal kingdom. You never see herds of scorpions or scorpions working as a team, do you?"
Tyler on December 9, 2006