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Vending Machines Are Twice as Dangerous as Sharks
I'm not kidding, look it up—they kill more people every year. See also Sharks.
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You just gave me a new fear.
ShePotato on August 19, 2020
I fear nothing!
FireLord Sozin on August 19, 2020
wait what
Baked Potato2832u0 on August 19, 2020
wait- what?
I'M POTATO on September 9, 2020
How exactly, may I ask?
Potatoz on October 16, 2020
Cows kill more people than sharks in a year.
nova on October 27, 2020
This is because people encounter vending machines a hell of a lot more than people encounter sharks, so obviously there are tons more chances for people to die of a vending machine. This is a misleading statistic.
pp on November 24, 2020
Whatever you do, don't make a vending machine mad!
I ate myself on January 4, 2021
This is because people encounter vending machines a hell of a lot more than people encounter sharks, so obviously there are tons more chances for people to die of a vending machine. This is a misleading statistic. -he dose have a point though...
Reese woods on January 11, 2021
wait what
lol on August 11, 2021
Nobody sayin' much about bambie's mom, 130 a year, 13x as many as sharks
Not Your concern on May 29, 2022