Funny Quotes
“I can’t fit the orange in the pencil sharpener, Mom.”
Something I once said while sleepwalking.
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wth the hell is up with u people :/
69 on October 12, 2020
I agree with you 69
YEAH on October 12, 2020
@YEAH @69 My very serious friend would agree with you both, bUT I'M NOT MY VERY SERIOUS FRIEND!! HAHAHA!!
Ms. Paul on October 14, 2020
Ya'll are weird --_--
nova on October 27, 2020
idk hy everyone is so serious about it i found it quite funny
dj on October 29, 2020
But why? Was the orange hiding something.? Did the orange government want to protect him from death by sharpener? Was he a spy in our world, invading our dreams? We may never know.
i did it on October 30, 2020
i came here from the bored button.. i wonder if people still use it
hello? on November 12, 2020
wth is this yall stoopid
MyAh on November 29, 2020
I'm very concerned for you.
RandomKid on January 2, 2021
um
Maki on January 23, 2021
THAT. IS .hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M A NUT on February 17, 2021
Why do you run so cowardly orange? Do you fear death?
Blu3asth3sk1 on March 12, 2021
GOD DAMMIT, GET IN THE PENCIL SHARPENER!!!
Yeetaleetthesecond on December 6, 2021