Funny Advice
If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors
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Tried this, they still ran and stabbed me with the scissors, 2/10 kinda hurt
Name on June 8, 2022
Hahahaha! i will try this.
Meep23 on June 9, 2022
true though
made on June 12, 2022
it worked ty!!
name on July 7, 2022
not the idiots in the comment sectcion
lol on July 19, 2022
Fucking genius!
Yeetaleetthesecond on September 22, 2022
cant he just drop them and continue chasing you?
verifier on January 8, 2023
Baldi's Basics moment
Hhe on January 21, 2023
Scissors that make the wielder slow down... that's something to add to the Log of Anomalous Items.
The Rewind Man on March 22, 2023
staying works better, if u give them scissors they will have advantage
doves on July 11, 2024
ha ha
ee on August 24, 2024
It worked I managed to run away while they were stuck walking the lonely road
I'm a potato on December 20, 2024