Funny Advice
Carry a Fork With You
If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, βthank you lord for this meal Iβm about to haveβ and charge at them with the fork.
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hmmm interesting idea sir can i have the robber with bbq sauce???
Genny Henderson on January 23, 2023
If I carried a fork with me then saw a robber,thats gonna be the most delicious meal I will eat.
Haylie Chan on January 24, 2023
If nothing else works, just resort to canniballism.
Yeetaleetthesecond on January 25, 2023
Cannibalπ€
WhorU?? on January 26, 2023
this the best one yet π€£
ana on January 28, 2023
yum?
Rudra on February 19, 2023
yum yum
peepee poopoo on February 28, 2023
Γ CANT EVEN LOL!!
WHEEZEYCHEESE on March 1, 2023
I dont know how to react to that
Fruptoil on May 10, 2023
"See also Hannibal Lecter"
Guest on June 3, 2023
Seconds, anyone?
Potato on July 1, 2023
Haha I can picture walking down the street and just seeing somebody with a fork chasing a dinner down the street
EliteAxolotl777 on October 15, 2023
I meant robber stupid autocorrect
EliteAxolotl777 on October 15, 2023
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π¦ on January 21, 2024
mmm my favorite
jojoba on January 26, 2024
...........interesting
mashedt on February 6, 2024
ayo
another guest on April 23, 2024
Lol
Hewo on April 27, 2024
this is really helpful, i would give it 10/10 rating.
Olive on June 10, 2024
I can't do that, I'm vegan.
Ben Dover on July 6, 2024
bros gonna b running 4 his life... also giving alastor vibes
hadley on July 19, 2024