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You Look Like You’d Bring a Life Jacket to a Water Fountain

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Added by a Guest on July 14, 2024 | You Like This |

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Yes, snails can drown in water fountains so I definitely would.

just a snail on July 30, 2024

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yes sir

dope on August 1, 2024

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I thought it was you

IDK on August 7, 2024

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I would suggest bringing a life jacket if 0.0000000000001 square inches of water are within 500 miles of you. However, don’t bring a life jacket if you are in the middle of the Pacific Ocean in the water and you can’t swim.

EloquentRacer92 on August 14, 2024

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Just swim lol

Fish on August 20, 2024

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Tbh, bringing a life jacket to a water fountain wouldn't be a bad idea. My small body would probably drown like the 1,517 people on April 14, 1912.

ghostpotato on August 27, 2024

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hi Me: doing swim team for three years Also me: loving the beach but won't go in the water because of Thalassophobia (fear of deep water)

That random kid on October 11, 2024

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