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Using Classical Enlightenment Philosophy to Justify Ridiculous Actions
It is a categorical imperative that I wear this monkey as a hat. All people in this situation have an ethical duty to treat this monkey in the same manner. See also Philosophy.

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Turtles swim, I can swim, therefore is am a turtle. Therefore we are ALL turtles (unless you can't swim, then you are a dumb turtle)
Garrett on February 18, 2014