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Correct Punctuation is Crucial

E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.

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Added by a Guest on April 18, 2011 | You Like This |

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That's halarious!

Arlyn on May 24, 2011

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Ya, another example would be "I helped my uncle Jack, off the horse. vs. I helped my uncle Jack off the horse."

Kezi9 on April 5, 2012

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love see also cannibalism :P

ella on August 11, 2012

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That is almost as bad as "I woke up to the smell of grandmas cooking" v.s. " I woke up to the smell of grandma's cooking"

Tara the nerd on November 25, 2015

CherryPie

OMG

CherryPie on April 2, 2017

Strikingspikes

You forgot a period.

Strikingspikes on November 21, 2017

DarylthePony

im on my period

DarylthePony on August 1, 2019

DarylthePony

...im a boy

DarylthePony on August 1, 2019

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my school has this... i still read it wrong when i first saw it and still saw "lets eat grandma" yea, that was kinda unnecessary.

brooke on December 3, 2019

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Grandpa was rather tasty…

I’m a potato on April 6, 2022

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Serial commas are crucial

Hermione on July 9, 2023

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"Pandas eat shoots and leaves." Vs. "Pandas eat, shoots, and leaves." (Courtesy of a fantastic and unexpectedly entertaining book about punctuation titled "Eat, Shoots, and Leaves")

Sir Pellinore on April 5, 2025

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