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Funny Jobs
5. Human Monkey Companion
Human who follows around the client providing assistance, friendship, navigation technique, and cleaning ritual. Must be skilled in the arts of "piggy-back riding", "shoulder mounting", and "climb-jitsu" respectively.
Funny Jobs
6. Bodyguard with Benefits
Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.
Funny Jobs
7. Volary Manuscriptual Architect
Military job. High demand. Age requirement: 4 -180(.225)yrs old
Funny Names
9. Millymillymillymillymillymillymillymilly
Thoroughly Modern Millie 1967 movie and 2000 live musical