moisttowlette's Entries
Funny Instruments
1. Guitar Note:A Minor
"Hey, can you teach me how to hit a minor?"
"Sure!"
*they proceed to hit a child*
Funny Phobias
2. Pedophobia:Fear Of Babies And/Or Children
*Baby crawls up to person with pedophobia*
"AAAAHHH!!! IT'S A BABY!!" *runs away*
Funny Questions
3. "What's An Alchohlic?" A Child Asks.
"Well, if you recently had alcohol, you would see 8 squirrels instead of 4 up that tree." Their mom replies.
"Mom, there's only 2 squirrels."