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Funny Euphemisms

1. Forgive but Never Forget

Just in case you go to court. Or are just like me.

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Funny Observations

2. November 2000 was the last time all humans were on Earth.

Ever since there has always been at least one person on the International Space Station. See also Space.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. I Have Two Fish, Major and Minor

The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales See also Fish.

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Funny Things to Do

4. Buy an Avocado (or Don’t)

And call the store complaining how the seed isn’t growing See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

5. Telling Your “Friend” It’s Pajama Day on Monday

See also Pranks.

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