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Funny Euphemisms
1. Spoony Bard
Insult created for Final Fantasy IV back in the days when you couldn't curse in video games.
Funny Foods
2. McLak Salmon Burger
Actually sold by McDonalds in more northern-oriented countries like Norway. See also Fast Food.
Funny Phrases
3. Pot-tastic
More fun than saying something or someone is "on drugs". See also Drugs.
Funny Jobs
4. The Guy Standing on the Corner in a Hamburger Costume Advertising the Daily Special at the Local Restaurant
Aw, come on, you'd have to either get paid a heck of a lot or not care at all about what others think of you. See also Fast Food.
Funny Things to Do
5. Peeing Into an Urinal With Both Hands on the Hip
For those who really want to show off! See also Bathroom.
Funny Places
7. Nebraska
Flat, flat, flat, as far as the eye can see. You stand on the eastern border and you can see the Rockies!
Funny Insults
8. Shut Up, Noob
Used by hackers and those with inferiority complexes to get even. See also Computers.
Funny Sayings
9. Let's Cook This Pig!
Saying used instead of "Let's do this!," usually in small hick towns. See also Southern.
Funny Animals
10. Cow
Whether a morbidly obese female or a methane-spewing cud-chewer, both of these are funny.