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Funny Insults

1. I'll Beat Thee, but I Would Infect My Hands!

See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

2. "Thou Art as Fat as Butter"

Henry IV Act Two, Scene Four

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Funny Dances

3. The Jelly Dance

Shake your whole body singing multiple times 'wibble wobble wibble wobble jelly on the plate' the fall over and shout 'OOPIES TO LATE"

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Funny Observations

4. Water Flavor

Water is a drink who's flavor is its temperature. See also Water.

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Funny Words

5. Ta

British slang for 'thanks' or 'pass'. See also British.

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Funny Things to Do

6. Talk to Siri Like Your Talking to Your Friends.

Not that you have any.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

8. Want to Hear Something That’ll Make You Smile?

Your face muscles

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Funny Anti-Jokes

9. What’s a Pirate’s Favorite Letter of the Alphabet?

None. Historians believe that most pirates were most likely illiterate.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

10. What Do You Call a Cop with a Wooden Leg?

Officer.

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